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Episode One - Crossover Avengers Assemble!
Chapter One
"The Mushroom Security Prison, the Mushroom Kingdom's most famous prison. Only the Mushroom Kingdom's most evil and most dangerous villains are put in it. However, since it's creation, only one villain has ever been held here, the Koopa King, Bowser. As our newest prison guard, it's your job to make sure he doesn't escape. Am I being clear Luigi?" Luigi nodded yes, even though he had zoned out for most of the explanation. Toad continued speaking "Sure, he's escaped numerous times over the years, but he won't this time. You might ask yourself 'Why won't he escape this time?' and I might answer 'Because we have the latest in prison technology, which will prevent Bowser from ever escaping again, as long as he stays in his cell." as he pointed at Bowser's cell...which was empty. When Toad looked at the cell, he screamed. "Where is he?!? He was just in there!" Luigi answered. "Oh, he'll be right back, I just let him out so he could use the bathroom." Toad was silent, as Luigi continued. "Don't worry, I gave him all my keys, so he won't have any problem finding it." After several seconds of awkward silence, Toad said "You're fired."
Bowser ran out of the prison. "I'm free!" he exclamed. "I was a little worried, it took me half an hour to escape, that's twice as long as usual, but hey, better later than never. Now, I need to find a way back to my castle..." Bowser looked around, trying to find a way to his castle while still running, but he suddenly didn't feel like he was running. In fact, it was as if he was in midair. When he looked down, he found out he was in midair, above the ocean. He suddenly remembered the prison was on an island. "Darn it, why are these prisons always on islands?" Bowser asked himself out loud, before plummeting into the water. "Curse you prison island!" Bowser yelled as he went underwater. he tried to swim above water, but he was too heavy, and fell to the bottom. he landed on a strange-looking Warp Pipe, and couldn't stop himself from being forced into it. Bowser shouted several things, but they were inaudible, because he was underwater, which was probably a good thing considering what he was saying.
Bowser ran out of the prison. "I'm free!" he exclamed. "I was a little worried, it took me half an hour to escape, that's twice as long as usual, but hey, better later than never. Now, I need to find a way back to my castle..." Bowser looked around, trying to find a way to his castle while still running, but he suddenly didn't feel like he was running. In fact, it was as if he was in midair. When he looked down, he found out he was in midair, above the ocean. He suddenly remembered the prison was on an island. "Darn it, why are these prisons always on islands?" Bowser asked himself out loud, before plummeting into the water. "Curse you prison island!" Bowser yelled as he went underwater. he tried to swim above water, but he was too heavy, and fell to the bottom. he landed on a strange-looking Warp Pipe, and couldn't stop himself from being forced into it. Bowser shouted several things, but they were inaudible, because he was underwater, which was probably a good thing considering what he was saying.
Chapter Two
"Alright, hand over all your money!" A bank in New York City was being robbed by a bank robber. (Duh.) "Hand it over now!" the bank robber said. "You do realize you're pointing a squirt gun at me right sir?" the man at the counter said. "One more sentence like that and I'll shoot!" "No! Please! I just bought this suit!" Just as the robber was collecting the last of the money, a voice from the ceiling said "It's not nice to point guns at people, even if they are just toys." The robber looked up. "Spider-Man!" he said as soon as we recognized his costume. "Yeah, who were you expecting? Batman? Because if you were, you're in the wrong city." The thief dropped the moneybags and tried to run, but he didn't get out the door before Spidey shot a web that wrapped around his legs, causing him to trip and fall over. "Great job Ralph, you beat you're old record by nearly three seconds." Spider-Man said while jumping to the floor. "Thanks, I've been working out more often." Ralph the thief responded. "Well, you know the drill, more jail time for you."
About fifteen minutes later, Spider-Man was web-swinging across New York City again. As he was about ready to head home, a strange pipe popped out of the road below him, spitting out a weird large dragon-turtle hybrid. Spidey brought himself down to Earth and walked over to examine the creature, who looked over. "Aaahhh! A giant spider!" the turtle yelled. "Aaahhh! A giant talking turtle!" Spider-Man yelled. "Turtle? I'm not a turtle! I'm Bowser, the Koopa King!" "Oh. Well I'm not a giant spider, I'm Spider-Man, the super-hero." "I never said you were a giant spider, I was talking about the giant spider behind you." Bowser said. Spider-Man looked behind him, and said "What do you mean... Giant spider!" The giant spider hissed, and ran off somewhere. "Did you look at the hair on that thing?" Spider-Man said. "I know, and when it hissed, it sounded like it whispered." Bowser said. "So, are you a good king or a bad king?" Spidey asked, to which Bowser responded. "I'm the awesome king of evil!" Spider-Man was sure that was taken by someone else, but decided that he should still stop Bowser. "That's all I need to hear." Spider-Man said, before jumping towards Bowser and punching him. "Ow!" Bowser said, before trying to punch Spidey, only to have him dodge it. The two continued to exchange blows as news crews gathered around them.
About fifteen minutes later, Spider-Man was web-swinging across New York City again. As he was about ready to head home, a strange pipe popped out of the road below him, spitting out a weird large dragon-turtle hybrid. Spidey brought himself down to Earth and walked over to examine the creature, who looked over. "Aaahhh! A giant spider!" the turtle yelled. "Aaahhh! A giant talking turtle!" Spider-Man yelled. "Turtle? I'm not a turtle! I'm Bowser, the Koopa King!" "Oh. Well I'm not a giant spider, I'm Spider-Man, the super-hero." "I never said you were a giant spider, I was talking about the giant spider behind you." Bowser said. Spider-Man looked behind him, and said "What do you mean... Giant spider!" The giant spider hissed, and ran off somewhere. "Did you look at the hair on that thing?" Spider-Man said. "I know, and when it hissed, it sounded like it whispered." Bowser said. "So, are you a good king or a bad king?" Spidey asked, to which Bowser responded. "I'm the awesome king of evil!" Spider-Man was sure that was taken by someone else, but decided that he should still stop Bowser. "That's all I need to hear." Spider-Man said, before jumping towards Bowser and punching him. "Ow!" Bowser said, before trying to punch Spidey, only to have him dodge it. The two continued to exchange blows as news crews gathered around them.