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In this game you are supposed to Give a reason the ant (or whatever we use) doesn't die and try to kill the ant themselves, and this is how it might go.
Poster 1: Ant is stepped on and dies
Poster 2: A Veterinarian was there to bring him back to life.
The ant is thrown in the ocean.
Poster 1: Life guard brings it back to shore, and does CPR.
Ant randomly for no reason catches on fire.
As you can see, the ant has one weird life. Try to save the ant in any way, by laws of science, level of ant times dice roll, or anything you can think of.
I shall start this.
The ant got out of the anthill, a bird grabbed it.
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A hunter shoots the bird, and the ant lands on a fluffy leaf, and is saved.
The ant is on the road, and a giant semi comes rolling down the highway...
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The semi driver has been driving [i]all night long[/i] and falls asleep at the wheel causing the semi to swerve out of the way.
The ant is going to be a sacrifice to the (nonexistent) Ant Entity.
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But unfortunately, the ant that is supposed to do the the sacrificing, is feeling suicidal, so he kills himself, instead of the ant.
The ant was walking along, and a human shows up and decides to stomp on it.
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The so called human has so many holes in his shoes and gives up when he tries to stomp on the ant and nothing happens.
The ant walked into a burning building.
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The ant noticed that the building was on fire shortly afterwards, and walked out unscathed.
The ant is dropped in a tub of acid.
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Fortunately, the ant's exoskeleton isn't affected by the acid because of weird biogenetics.
A dogs eats the ant.
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The ant made it peacefully through. (It makes sense if you don't think about it.)
The ant is dying from boredom.
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Fortunately he found other ants playing a game of Jenga and joined in.
Unfortunately, the ant got bankrupt and owed the other ants money, so they mugged him.
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The first mugging was a warning to pay the money, the ant thinking he was going to die spent the rest at a lottery, on the last ticket he won second prize, just enough to pay off the money.
The ant becomes a sick hobo after the lottery, mugging, and bankrupt. He is now dying from sickness and homelessness.