04-23-201109:45 AM
He goes into limbo and comes out.
The ant trips into Niagra Falls.
The ant trips into Niagra Falls.
Kill the ant.
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04-23-201109:45 AM
He goes into limbo and comes out.
The ant trips into Niagra Falls.
04-24-201106:01 AM
The ant sprouts gills and survives the drop.
The ant is in a hostage situation.
05-07-201110:36 AM
Reviving- Police get the ant out safely
A car is coming at the ant.
05-07-201111:35 AM
Car suddenly swerves and hits a fire hydrant, missing the ant. Reason? DUI, of course.
The ant licks a battery and gets a severe electric shock.
05-07-201112:02 PM
Ant gets electric super powers from the electrical shock.
A kid with a magnifying glass comes by and sees the ant.
The ant and the kid get into a lengthy chat about the state of the world and the politics behind the death of Osama bin Laden before the kid is called back in by his/her mother, who's moody because it's Mother's Day and she wants to play with ants [i]with[/i] him/her and not without him/her. The ant then makes its merry way off to who-knows-where and settles there for vacation before continuing its ultimate survivor romp.
Atomic chocolate engulfs the ant.
05-12-201108:19 AM
Ant eats chocolate
A plane crashes into ant
05-13-201102:56 PM
The ant only appeared to have been hit by the plane but it hid in a small hole and avoided death yet again.
The ant gets put in an glass jar closed tight and put in the sun to roast by a chubby kid that likes killing ants |
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