Corrupt a Wish

[Fuzzydude]

Granted, but then you have mood swings.

I WISH UPON A WISH_TEAM

[Flamezone]

Granted, but everyone kicks you in the face for making retarded wishes.

I wish Fuzzydude wouldn't make retarded wishes.

[Fuzzydude]

Granted, but now everybody else does.

I wish for LUNAR DOMINATION.

[-J-]

Granted but then the Sun Army attacks and you're like "oh fffffffff--"

I wish for a bag of coal to hit people with.

[Zantok]

Granted, but after only one swing the bag and the coal inside it crumbles.

I wish I could be on Season 23 of Survivor and win.

[-J-]

Granted, but soon you are disqualified and the runner-up (Flamezone) wins upon framing you.

I wish I could speak to Sasho the wonder llama in person again.

[Zantok]

WTF. There's only two rules in the game! I couldn't be disqualified! Anyways you wretched heart breaker...

Granted, but immediately after talking to the llama, it dies by spontaneously combusting.

I wish we could all meet in real life where we would battle to the death with myself being the victor.

[-J-]

Wish granted, but upon that you realize you have become lonely... Until fuzzydude haunts you.

I wish ZEJ would grow into something great.

[Knightmare]

Granted, but it winds up being THE hotspot for Justin Bieber fans. Great, just not from your (or my) perspective.

I wish that humanity wasn't so dumb.

[Glowbo]

Granted, but now humanity is way to smart for it's own good, and as a result they develop hyper-advanced weapons and end up blowing up the Earth when WW3 inevitably starts.

I wish that we each had our own country. (Mine will be Glowbonia... Or not. xP)